Humor: Timos varios

Este es el email que me ha llegado hoy. Un ejemplo de los timos que pululan por internet:

Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations, Maintenance, Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown,
PA 17057, Pennsylvania USA

Hello Good Friend

Your Abandoned Package For Delivery

I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have your trust before I reveal it to you because it may cost me my job, so I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to reveal the secret to you.

I am Mr.Charles J.Colocino JR, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities (Operations, Maintenance, and Transportation) here at the Harrisburg International Airport, Pennsylvania USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as "MONEY" rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on it.

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you and 30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my
30% share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via my private Email :( charlescolocinojr1@gmail.com ) for further directives.

Thanks,

Mr.Charles J.Colocino Jr.

Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations,Maintenance,Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown.
PA 17057, Pennsylvania USA

luisrzf
3
Bandera de Luxemburgo luisrzf 512 98 8406 Luxemburgo, Luxemburgo (Luxemburgo)

"no lo sé Rick, parece falso"

Say
0
Bandera de Austria Say 155 27 4551 En medio de los Alpes, Tirol (Austria)

Cómo me gustaba ese programa!!!

Katia_G
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Bandera de Alemania Katia_G 400 23 2468 Colonia, Nord-Rhein-Westfallen (Alemania)

A mi me asombran dos cosas:

1. La creatividad de los estafadores
2. La credulidad de los timados (no los llamo víctimas porque en el fondo son gente muy poco honesta)

No me puedo creer que la gente caiga en estas cosas

arera
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Bandera de Reino Unido arera 201 10 1721 Reading, Berkshire (Reino Unido)

"I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive " Esta parte es la que mas me gusta. Deberias responder que no, que no sigues viva...

shirka1610
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Bandera de Alemania shirka1610 89 7 339 Rinteln, Niedersachsen (Alemania)

Lo más fuerte es que encima dijeran que era un diplomático. Que yo sepa los diplomáticos nunca han tenido que declarar nada...pero bueno, puede que las cosas hayan cambiado.
Tampoco entiendo como hay gente que cae en esto.

Target
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Bandera de Reino Unido Target 15 0 28 Nunca jamás , . (Reino Unido)

"If you are still alive" jaja

ViejaCeravieja
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Bandera de Reino Unido ViejaCeravieja 246 41 796 Wales, Wales (Reino Unido)

Pa mear y no echar gota, oye.

luisrzf
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Bandera de Luxemburgo luisrzf 512 98 8406 Luxemburgo, Luxemburgo (Luxemburgo)

La viuda del general nigeriano se ha convertido en el jefe de maleteros del Aeropuerto de Pensilvania.

El autor de este comentario está marcado como troll/spammer.

Pelocha
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Bandera de Países Bajos - Holanda Pelocha 360 34 5337 Utrecht, Utrecht (Países Bajos - Holanda)

Me encantan estas partes:

- "I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to reveal the secret to you"
- "I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential"

Cingaro
0
Bandera de Estados Unidos Cingaro 9 4 119 Austin, Texas (Estados Unidos)

,

Dennis45555555
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Bandera de España Dennis45555555 51 2 46 España, Valencia (España)

urgente!!!

un meteorito ha impactado sobre mi casa, necesito ayuda para reconstruirla ya que en ella viven 6 perros cojos y 2 africanos malnutridos!!!

gracias a dios los buzones estan bien asique me podeis mandar 5€ a la siguiente direccion...