Humor: Habitación gratis en Brighton con una pequeña condición...

1498548366
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1498548366 , ()
Miembro desde 18 Nov 2012 - 12:33

Ya no está el anuncio. Qué decía?

lost_in_spain
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Bandera de Reino Unido lost_in_spain 69 12 210 Ilkley, West Yorkshire (Reino Unido)
Miembro desde 22 Dec 2012 - 11:58

"Hello, I am looking for a lodger in my house. I have had a long and interesting life and have now chosen Brighton as a location for my retirement. Among the many things I have done in my life is to spend three years alone on St. Lawrence Island. These were perhaps the most intense and fascinating years of my life, and I was kept in companionship with a walrus whom I named Gregory. Never have I had such a fulfilling friendship with anyone, human or otherwise, and upon leaving the island I was heartbroken for months. I now find myself in a large house over looking Queens Park and am keen to get a lodger. This is a position I am prepared to offer for free (eg: no rent payable) on the fulfillment of some conditions. I have, over the last few months, been constructing a realistic walrus costume, which should fit most people of average proportions, and allow for full and easy movement in character. To take on the position as my lodger you must be prepared to wear the walrus suit for approximately two hours each day (in practice, this is not two hours every day - I merely state it here so you are able to have a clear idea of the workload). Whilst in the walrus costume you must be a walrus - there must be no speaking in a human voice, and any communication must entail making utterances in the voice of a walrus - I believe there aer recordings available on the web - to me, the voice is the most natural thing I have ever heard. Other duties will involve catching and eating the fish and crabs that I will occasionally throw to you whilst you are being the walrus. With the exception of this, you will be free to do whatever you choose, and will have a spacious double room, complete run of the house (with the exception of my bedroom and my workshop), and use of all facilities within. I am a considerate person to share a house with, and other than playing the accordion my tastes are easy to accomodate.

Due to the nature of this position I will need to audition all applicants before agreeing to take the chosen candidate on as a lodger. Please contact me if you have any questions."

lost_in_spain
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Bandera de Reino Unido lost_in_spain 69 12 210 Ilkley, West Yorkshire (Reino Unido)
Miembro desde 22 Dec 2012 - 11:58
lost_in_spain
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Bandera de Reino Unido lost_in_spain 69 12 210 Ilkley, West Yorkshire (Reino Unido)
Miembro desde 22 Dec 2012 - 11:58

cu-cu cu chu
;P

mirima7
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Bandera de Alemania mirima7 405 59 4286 Berlin, Berlin (Alemania)
Miembro desde 8 Oct 2010 - 10:14

Este está de broma seguro!

SoAdventure
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Bandera de Reino Unido SoAdventure 187 9 93 Manchester, Inglaterra (Reino Unido)
Miembro desde 29 Dec 2012 - 21:34

Super gracioso. Este está como una cabra. Imagínate un tío vestido de morza... Me parto

SoAdventure
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Bandera de Reino Unido SoAdventure 187 9 93 Manchester, Inglaterra (Reino Unido)
Miembro desde 29 Dec 2012 - 21:34

perdón morsa

jasmina
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Bandera de Reino Unido jasmina 292 42 129 Londres, Londres (Reino Unido)
Miembro desde 13 Jul 2008 - 00:27

Ummm quien sabe, a lo mejor busca eso de verdad!! XD

1498548366
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1498548366 , ()
Miembro desde 18 Nov 2012 - 12:33

Maaadre mía como está el patio...

1372256098
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1372256098 91 32 2393 , ()
Miembro desde 10 Jul 2012 - 17:50

Jajaja!! Es una broma seguro!

trosma
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Bandera de Estados Unidos trosma 413 4 795 ---, California (Estados Unidos)
Miembro desde 27 May 2009 - 21:00

Qué imaginación tiene la gente :D

Reena
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Bandera de Reino Unido Reena 897 214 19363 Croydon, Greater London (Reino Unido)
Miembro desde 2 Jan 2007 - 20:41

Brighton es muy friki!

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1487449832
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1487449832 , ()
Miembro desde 17 Feb 2014 - 22:10

Lo de vestir de Morsa, no es ná!!...para mi por lo menos,...jijiji

1441014963
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1441014963 , ()
Miembro desde 8 Jul 2012 - 05:13

donde hay que firmar

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