Esto es para los que entiendan el ingles de "Only Fools and Horses", o "Fawlty Towers". :)
Conversación entre el Servicio de Habitaciones de un hotel chino con uno de sus huéspedes:
Room Service: "Morny. Rune-sore-bees" (Morning, room service)
Hotel Guest: "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that I'd dialled Room Service."
RS: "Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish toe odor sunteen?" Right, room service. Morning, do you wish to order something
HG: "Uh....yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow july den?" How would you like them?
RS: "Aches. Ow july den? Pry, boy, pooch...?" Eggs. How would you like them? Fried, boiled, poached.?
HG: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please."
RS: "Ow july dee baycome? Crease?" How would you like the bacon? Crisp?
HG: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An santos?" OK. And some toast?
RS: "Santos. July santos?" Do you like toast?
HG: "Um.....I don't know.....I don't think so"
RS: "No. Judo one toes?" No. You don't want toast?
HG: "Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "Judo one toes" means. I'm sorry."
RS: "Toes! Toes! Why djew don juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother?" Toast! Toast! Why don't you want toast? How about English Muffin with butter?
HG: "English muffin! I've got it! I understand now. You were saying toast! Fine. An English muffin would be just fine."
RS: "We bother?" With butter?
HG: "No. Just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?" What?
HG: "I'm sorry. I meant butter. Please put the butter on the side."
RS: "Copy?" Coffee?
HG: "I feel terrible about this but..."
RS: "Copy. Copy. tea, mill...?" Coffee. Coffee, tea, milk....?
HG: "Coffee! Yes coffee please and that's all."
RS: "One minnie. Ju odor strangle aches, crease baycome, cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?" One minute. You ordered scrambled eggs, crisp bacon, English muffin with butter on the side and coffee. Right?
HG: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Hokay. Tendjewberrymud." OK. Thank you very much
HG: "You're welcome."